And me without my camera

I noticed this this inspirational(?) church sign today:

"God reads kneemail."

Pick whatever level to analyze it on, and it's still awful. As long as I'm sharing foundables, this next one I saw on Slashdot and I'm told it's from Calvin & Hobbes, though I've been unable to confirm that:

"It's not the verbing that weirds language so much, but rather, the renounification."

One I came up with a while ago was that in English, any noun can verb.