Jeremy's Iron

Hey, guess what - The Da Vinci Code (the movie) seems to be a dud. Who knew? Slate's review has a fantastic line about it:

...there's no reason a goofy pulp novel can't be turned into a scary, sexy film. The Da Vinci Code is neither—unless, of course, every line of dialogue in the film is an anagram for another, better one.

Pwned.